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Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini
: :Is There a Doctor in the House?Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . ...
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Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?: More Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Whiskey Sour
: :The Doctor Is In . . . Again!Did the mega-bestselling Why Do Men Have Nipples? exhaust your curiosity about stuff odd, icky, kinky, noxious, libidinous, or just plain embarrassing? No, you say? Well, good, because the doctor and his able-bodied buddy are in! Again! Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D., now take on the differences between the sexes—those burning questions like Why doesn’t my husband ever listen? or Why does my wife ALWAYS have to pee? And of course, Why do men fall asleep after sex?, plus plenty of others to keep ...
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Why Do Men Have Nipples? Page-A-Day Calendar 2009 (Original Page a Day Calendars)
: :Based on the #1 New York Times bestsellers Why Do Men Have Nipples? and Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?, this calendar answers hundreds of fascinating medical questions that are just too awkward or embarrassing to ask your doctor. Like: Can you breast-feed with a pierced nipple? In most cases, yes—though it's a good idea to remove the jewelry first. And: Do some people really have tails? Not really—it's usually just an outgrowth of skin at the base of the spine. Plus pop quizzes, On This Day, DIY medicine, and Great ...
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Let's Play Doctor: The Instant Guide to Walking, Talking, and Probing Like a Real M.D.
: :CONGRATULATIONS! Your purchase of this book means that the admissions committee has thoroughly reviewed your application and we are pleased to welcome you to the Why Do Men Have Nipples School of Medicine.**A not quite fully accredited institutionLet’s Play Doctor is your instant guide to becoming a Real Fake Doctor. At the Why Do Men Have Nipples School of Medicine, we offer an informative, immersive, and incredibly entertaining course of study that will give you the special skills needed to get your M.D. on! By following the lessons in Let’s Play Doctor, ...
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Et Tu, Babe
: :From the author of My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist comes a kinetic, hilarious new novel that captures the follies and foibles of the 1990s. Reprint. 25,000 first printing. NYT.
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My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist: A novel
: :Welcome to Mark Leyner's America, where you can order gallium arsenide sushi at a roadside diner, get loaded on a cocktail of growth hormones and anabolic steroids, and support your habit by appearing on TV game shows. Here is fiction the brain can dance to, by one of the funniest and most subversive young writers of this, or any other, decade.
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The Tetherballs of Bougainville: A Novel
: :In his latest act of literary terrorism, the author of 'Et Tu, Babe' and 'Tooth Imprints on a Corn Dog' navigates the most remote tributaries of popular culture, making readers weak with laughter and telling unnerving truths about life today. Review:Mark Leyner's hyperactive, relentlessly vivid The Tetherballs of Bougainville stars a fictionalized 13-year-old version of himself. Young Leyner--who sounds just like the author, the conceit is insincere--must watch the state of New Jersey execute his PCP-addled father; lose his virginity in a drunken, drugged revel with the comely warden; and write ...
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American Made: New Fiction from the Fiction Collective
from: Fiction Collective 2
: :A kaleidoscopic collection of some of the most exuberant and imaginative fiction being written in this country today.
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Tooth Imprints On a Corn Dog
: :A fiendishly innovative young writer ups the ante on his cult classics Et Tu, Babe and My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist with a book so funny that it ought to be a controlled substance. 'With his pumped-up prose and steroidal satire . . . You could call him the Quentin Tarantino of cult fiction.'--Newsweek.
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Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex CD
: : Did the mega-bestselling Why Do Men Have Nipples? exhaust your curiosity about stuff odd, icky, kinky, noxious, libidinous, or just plain embarrassing? 'No,' you say? Well good, because the doctor and his able-bodied buddy are IN! Again! Now go-to authorities for that sort of thing, Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D., take on the differences between the sexes—those burning questions like, 'Why Doesn't My Husband Ever Listen?' or 'Why Does My Wife ALWAYS Have to Pee?' and of course, 'Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?' plus plenty of others to ...
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